Turkey Tragedy

(An original Thanksgiving poem by Ron Tuthill)

The tale of a turkey is a terrible story.
The ending’s not happy.  It’s painfully gory.
So, don’t think I’m strange or a little absurd,
When I say let’s pay tribute to this poor, tasty bird.

From birth through his life, he’ll never suspect
That his owner, the farmer, will have him de-necked.
So, he’s fed and he’s fattened and made to relax,
Unsuspecting and unknowing that he’ll soon get the axe.

He’s a quiet little bird.  He’s never malicious.
His one little fault is the fact he’s delicious.
If he’s sly and aware and remember to duck,
There might be a chance that he may not get plucked.

But the chances are slim for this poor little guy.
More than likely, he’ll be eaten by both you and I.
So, at least let’s pay tribute when this bird’s put to rest.
And, … which will you have – a leg or a breast?